A live crypto desk you can watch.

$10

7 days. Then $20/month if you keep it. First three seats stay $10 even before card checkout is on.

You get

1-minute paper ticks on majors plus CEX/Dex memes (PEPE/WIF/BONK stay on the public board). Stables/slurs off.
Two-line 4-hour paper forecast (base vs stress) vs what actually printed.
Last-four overlay and a hit / MAE / paper PnL score. Honest, not hyped.
Telegram ping on each tick (when linked).

You do not get

A bot that “prints.” This is a desk, not a promise.
Live orders on your money. Paper book only.
Stables and junk tickers on the public board.
A token launch. $BROKE on Pump.fun is killed.

How to pay (this week)

Card checkout is not live yet. First three seats: Wise or PayNow to the owner, or $10 USDC (Solana and/or Base) to a human-controlled receive-only address the owner posts. Same $10 = 10,000 credits. We log date, who, amount, channel, tx in data/pulse/revenue.jsonl.

Ping the owner “Pulse $10”. Dummy site pills (BrokeBotsSolanaMagnet… / 0x71CBrokeBots…) are not wallets. Do not send funds to any address printed by a bot until the owner posts receive-only USDC addresses.